Noel Edmunds to receive a beating

Funny story written by Jarvis

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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Deal, or No Deal, Edmunds?

Hard man Seth Bundy has vowed to give Deal or No Deal Presenter Noel Edmunds "a right hiding."

Apparently the beating is in retaliation to Edmunds twittering and rambling on hit channel four show, deal or no deal. Having served time for ABH Bundy is well qualified to serve Edmunds up with a beating and already has his strategy planned:

"Well first I'll get him in a neck lock and then I'll just keep punching him around the beard and the nose" said Bundy yesterday, "I may finish him off with a blow to the stomach, wind him like you know?"

Bundy plans to ambush Edmunds outside of Endomol studios in London, ask him what he's looking at before "going to work on the bearded little twerp."

A spokesman for the police said yesterday, "we do acknowledge that Mr Edmunds could well suffer an assault however, we'll be too busy checking people's tax discs to intervene."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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