Lucy Lawless, former action star in television's "Xena, Warrior Princess," has decided to give up acting for a career as a singer.
"I feel that I have the talent necessary to be a star in the world of music," said the actress. "After all, everyone recognized my talents as an actress and have been afraid to offer me a job since my show was cancelled; they know that I will upstage the other performers and make their lack of acting ability show."
"I am the true Amazon woman, strong of body and spirit, with many skills, and prepared to take over a new industry. The Britneys, Avrils, Kylies, and Shanias of the world should run, screaming in terror, when I show up on the stage and belt out a song."
"And, if people don't like or buy my music, I can always take out my sword and cut their heads off."
