Hollywood Ca. Shakira was admitted to Cedar Sinai Hospital this afternoon complaining of body pains that resulted from over rehearsal.
The Latin sex kitten has been practicing new and unusual dance routines for her up coming music video and concert tour.
Shakira is well known for moving her body in seductive pop locks and hip swirls that defy logic, gravity and normal human anatomy.
In a recent interview she revealed she was born with extra joints allowing her to move in a unique desirable fashion.
After examining Shakira, Dr. Hal Wheiner revealed, "Shakira has an interesting almost freakish body construction, I've never seen anything like it. It appears she's managed to dislocate her shoulders, back, breastbone, hips and legs simultaneously. The amount of energy it requires to achieve this is mind-boggling. It's almost like she jumped out of herself. Fascinating".
Hospital officials released information stating, Shakira will need plenty of rest and relaxation in order to recuperate. She will, most certainly have to restrain herself from gyrating for quite awhile.
Bummer!
From the desk of
Buck E. Filbert
Dec 31 2006
