Noel Deals Himself A Full House For Christmas

Funny story written by Duff

Saturday, 23 December 2006

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A few too many deals?

Re-invented TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, was spotted today flying out of Britain with a bevy of beauties, en route to a secret destination in the Seychelles for the holiday season.

Edmonds has recently been accused of using his hit show, Deal or no Deal, as a pick-up joint to set up dates with pretty female contestants who are taking part in the show.

As he boarded the plane he told our reporter:

"That story is a load of nonsense. Just ask any one of my companions here today. This is Tanya, a hairdresser from Bognor; Lucy, she's a nurse from Edinburgh and last but by no means least, this is Grace from Leeds and she's a manicurist"

We asked how he met the girls but before he could answer he mysteriously fainted and was whisked aboard the plane by his minders. But not to be outdone we watched tapes of the hit show and were not surprised to see that all three girls had been previous contestants on the programme. So do the math!

This is not the first time a media star has used their position to curry favour with the ladies. We need look no further than the late Dr Magnus Pike, who was constantly surrounded by leggy blonds and tidy fit boilers in general.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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