Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 2 March 2012

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The amount of this stuff pouring out of Morrissey's gob proves once again, "he's miserable and full of it"

Ex-Smith and pretty awful singer Morrissey has jumped on the band-wagon (he could do with one) by declaring that the Falklands are not British, they belong to Argentina and should be given back to them. He just happened to be touring their country at the time!

If he had been touring the UK he would have received several rotten tomatoes, eggs and other disgusting things. Morrissey is a jumped up twat who had a couple of hits with that "common as muck" band called The Smiths yonks ago and ever since then has been prancing around the world acting as if he's George Michael and singing songs like "Heaven knows I'm miserable now," no wonder!

When mediocre singers and film-stars (Sean Penn please stand up) open their pathetic mouths whilst not singing or acting and think they can change the world by getting involved in politics or sensitive international conflicts, then it's time for the world to sentence these idiots to a six-months stint on the front in Afghanistan for a taste of what it really means, "blow your legs off mate!"

Argentinians have always been full of crap, look at Maradona, he sniffs the stuff daily, and for a second-rate Brit pop singer to shoot his mouth off there proves only one thing; The UK should stop exporting their "common crap"!

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