Mike Tyson KO's clients

Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 13 December 2006

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They're are all seeing stars

Mike Tyson former heavyweight champ of the world has been knocking out clients left and right in his new occupation.

One woman relayed a story of her experience with Mike. I told him to smack it, next thing I knew I was seeing stars. She was knocked out cold it took 15 minutes to revive her.

Another client said, He was behind me and I kept yelling harder, harder harder well he went harder and my head went through the wall. They had to saw me out.

Under normal circumstances you'd think Iron Mike had lost it again and would be arrested for such behavior. This is where the story takes a turn.

Not only is he getting away with it but he's getting paid for it.

Outside of Las Vegas in the desert sits the town of Crystal. Crystal is one of the few places in Nevada to have legalized prostitution . Heidi Fliess calls this her new home.

Heidi Fliess convicted Hollywood madam has set up shop and is opening Nevada's first stud farm where women are the clients.

"Women aren't all sugar and spice, they want to have a good time too", said Heidi, and from the positive response women agree.

Mike Tyson is one of the studs on call at Heidi's place. Also on call, Dustin Diamond, Gary Coleman and Pee Wee Herman. A little something for all tastes it seems.

So far Iron Mike is 16-0, 15 by KO, he's booked solid for the next year.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 13 2006

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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