Written by Al N.

Thursday, 5 May 2016

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Cosby's new series would have him as a bartender serving funny drinks.

Hollywood, CA Bill Cosby, wondering why he hadn't heard from NBC regarding a new show outline he had sent them.

"I don't understand why they haven't answered my inquiries. I only had the No. 1 show for them for ten years and brought the network back from the dead! I don't know WHAT reason they could possibly have for ignoring me! They know I'm a comic genius!" said the beleaguered comedian.

"My new show is, of course, comic genius, just like me. I play a bartender mixing drinks for a different guest actress every week. I do it with funny voices and it's hilarious. I just can't understand why NBC is willing to let this get away and have another network snap it up, which they will, since I'm a, you know, comedy genius" said Cosby to a reporter.

"This is unacceptable for them to not call me for no reason!" spoke Cosby as he offered the reporter a drink.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bill Cosby

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