A Manor Park man who wishes to be anonymous, despite everybody knowing him, was stunned to be asked for "a pahnd" by a dosser at the BR station cashpoint on Thursday night at 8pm.
He fended this affront off claiming he had no money, neck-punching the assailant, then drew out £10 for beers from the offie nextdoor.
This attracted a whore who offered "business", allegedly only a tenner - he strung her along until he got his money out, then legged it when she realized what was going on and offered to show him her guard dog.
Herr Vim Bendcleaner, Mars
