"Herb" Alpert and Gregory Isaacs are both made entirely out of cocaine - I myself personally saw Gregory Isaac's crew lift Him onto the stage where He glinted among the lights, reflected by the diamond-fillingrettes and filligreed teeth of the attendants who were weighed down by their own golden chains.
Saint Greg was hauled onto the stage, the band/mixing desk played Night Nurse in a reverb loop, the crowd went wild, Sir Gregory Isaacs shone but then the crowd, bewilded, swarmed the stage and almost licked Him to nothingness.
St. Greg was then stampled on and snorted; Herb Alpert was allegedly at home composing his new hit "Spanish Fly". He is 80 years old.
Capt. Spalding, Illinois/Alaska - Reuters