Iron Man action hero and all-around party boy Robert Downey Jr. made headlines and shocked the world, letting down his family and friends, losing the respect of his fellow recovering substance abusers.
The famed actor was observed by eyewitnesses behaving in an extremely suspicious manner, and making a mockery of his entire career.
According to reports by the Malibu Muckraker, a respectable tabloid, Mr. Downey was a deliberately negligent failure when he refused to fall off the wagon again for the second straight day.
As a direct result of his impropriety the Southern California detox industry is suffering an economic collapse.
