Written by Ella Davide

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

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Here, at Vacuous Mag's Beauty Desk, we're more concerned with the Superficial, than the Real.....We asked Yannis Varoufakis, the newly elected Greek Finance Minister, about his motorbike, colour coordination and sex-life.

Vacuous : Hi Yannis

Yannis : Good afternoon

V : You turned up to Downing St on a motorbike, shave head and leather jacket, with electric blue shirt....are you the sexiest Euro Bloke around ?

Y : Hehe, thank you, but if I am, then that concerns me less, than solving Greece's Debt Problems

V : You went to Essex Uni?

Y : Correct, I completed a Doctorate there.

V : What do you think of Essex Girls, LOL?

Y : Well, they seem very nice, from the young ladies I encountered in my Business Tutorials.

V : As their Tutor, did you give them hands - on projects, or did you 'mind your own Business, on that score'?

Y :Hehehe, no I made it my business to stick to Financial Issues.

V : Yannis, loads of, like, Euro girls, fancy you....and you drive a motor bike, don't wear a tie......turn up to meet George Osborne in Electric Blue, not a suit, what's it all about?

Y : I am just being myself.

V : Yannis Varoufakis, we haven't a clue what you're on about, cos we can only think in terms of hair and make - up, but thanks.

Y : Thank you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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