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Thursday, 26 March 2015

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This lady had a double mastectomy, but clearly needed a quadruple operation.

Brad Pitt held a press conference in Hollywood today and announced his support for Angela Jolie having more of her organs removed.

He stated; "I love my wife with or without her tits or her ovaries!"

He said:"to prove my undying love for Angela i have scheduled surgery at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills to have my balls and prostate removed!"

He went on; "I am not recommending that my friends and colleagues take such drastic actions in support of me and i urge Sean Penn and Russell Crowe who i respect and love to not continue with their plans to also undergo castration in support of me and Angela!"

He concluded; "Angela is -as you can imagine -concerned about what the loss of my nuts will do to our sex life BUT i have assured her there are viable alternatives to that predicament!"

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