Jerry Garcia's Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls up for auction

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 14 December 2014

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Poor Jerry smoked so much dodgy weed it turned him radioactive

Los Angeles - Discovered in an ancient Qumran recording studio built by Garcia's ancestors circa 5,000BC** the Scrolls have been listed by Frank N Steinz auctioneers at a fixed reserve of one million bucks.

The Greatful Dead lead guitarist brought them back home to the USA following the band's highly memorable Holy Land cannabis tour of '73 in an incident described by the Feds as the biggest mass outbreak of drug-induced Biblical artefucts looting since....

...The band's previous Middle East tour of the Pyramids.

Executors of Garcia's estate say the dusty old bundles were subsequently saved from a municipal dumpster - along with the semi-comatose musician - in 1983 after Mrs Garcia threw them both out with the trash.

Commenting on the upcoming sale former Dead bandsman Phil Lesh said, 'like, everyone was wrecked in those daze, man' before placing a surreptitious $10 starter bid.


** Before Cocaine

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