In a break from the usual pile ointment stereotypes such as John Gudman or Robbie Coaltraine, North Korean leader, Kim Jong un has been awarded the coveted Anusal haemorrhoid advertising contract.
The handsome leader is initially contracted to star in 24 pile cream advertisements to be aired on social media sites, cable, satellite and television stations. The democratic dictator's beaming face is said to ideally represent the image of a man gaining relief from third degree haemorrhoids. The lucrative contract is worth $2m but Kim Jong un has astutely negotiated payment in 6000 crates of Anusol ointment.
A lucrative spin off will be the advertising and practical demonstration of the use of ointment and pessaries on pharmaceutical and medical training videos. The rubber ring cushion industry is said be interested and to have approached Kim Jong un for personal ass cushion related appearances on roadside poster advertising boards.