Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain.
Christian Banal, playing Moses, said "shit what are you? my mother? Over 200 times to Scott who then broke the comb in half and went home. Tempers were riding as high as the soaring 40 degree heat yesterday as the sea parting would not go according to plan.
Gel, spray and hairdryers were employed to no avail as the expensive set ran up costs of $100 million per day. Finally enormous hair straighteners were used to make the parting of the famous waves go straight.
