Miley Cyrus Nearly Naked On Unicycle

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 22 March 2014

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It seemed hare-brained to me.

Well, we know now that there is still more ways to perform on stage while you are singing.

Last night Miley Cyrus appeared at "Le derrière" wearing a string bikini and riding a unicycle. Oh, she also wore a tophat, that kept nearly falling off.

Just when you think there's no more stupid acts, Miley and some others of today's "Singers" keep coming up with new ways to embarrass themselves and the people who go to see them.

Miley sang half a dozen or so of her favorites while she cycled around the stage and as a finale, for the first half, pulled a rabbit wearing a string bikini from her top hat.

When reporters interviewed the customers during the halftime break, they were asked if there were any of their favorite songs that she had sang.

The ladies named at least four of them.

On the other hand, the males in the audience most typical answer was, "You mean she can sing also. Amazing."

One lady shouted to us, "Call PETA!" but we ignored it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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