Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

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Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Bruce has said that he wants to have size D-cup boobs.

BEVERLY HILLS - The word coming out of LaLaLand is that Bruce Jenner, who was the 1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, will be transitioning into womanhood.

The 64-year-old husband of Kris Kardashian-Jenner was recently spotted coming out of The Tinsel Town Surgical Clinic in Beverly Hills.

An insider at the clinic, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that Jenner had gone in for a procedure which feminizes the look of his hands and fingers.

Jenner also had his belly button reconstructed to resemble that of a woman.

The unnamed insider stated that one of the attending nurses told her that Bruce was wearing a black lacey bra underneath his sweater and animal print bikini thong panties underneath his Gloria Vanderbilt jeans.

SIDENOTE: Bruce reportedly told the doctor that he wants to have boobs that are bigger than his wife's.

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