Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

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Saturday, 25 January 2014

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"Dolly Parton" Arrested at the Knoxville Airport in Maryville, Tennessee Says The Sevier County Journal!

Dolly Parton is well known in Knoxville and when a blonde, big breasted woman came into the airport, she had to stop and sign a few autographs.

But now the big-boobed Blonde at the Knoxville Airport has been arrested for attempting to smuggle cocaine into the state and delivering it to dope dealers, whom she did not know.

"I was hired by a guy in a ski mask and he paid me half of my fee and promised the other half when I delivered the goods", she stated. She would not give her name until she had an attorney.

The woman, who is small breasted, had used a fake specially built bra to smuggle quite a bit of cocaine into the airport and was apparently supposed to meet a guy in Maryville where the airport is located.

How was the guy to identify himself to "Dolly"?

"He was supposed to say, "Cousin Dolly, I'm so glad you could make it to the homecoming!"

The police say that the man never showed up even though they took "Dolly" to the meeting place.

"Someone tipped him off. There were still people wanting autographs. The crowd spooked him, I guess", stated an FBI agent.

What had tipped them off to be looking for "Dolly" in the first place.

"When she stopped to bend down to sign an autograph after coming off the plane, a security guard saw one of the breasts drop way too much for it to be real."

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