The Gorgeously Sexy Charlize Theron Explains What She Sees In An Old Goat Like Sean Penn

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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Charlize says the 15 year age difference does not matter one bit to her.

HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53?

The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in the Hollywood Hills and his home in Malibu.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the May-December couple was recently spotted having a quiet dinner at The International House of Tacos in Venice Beach.

Charlize recently talked to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight and when asked what she sees in Sean "The Brat" Penn replied that she likes the fact that he smirks a lot.

She then giggled and said that he also knows more Duck Dynasty jokes than anyone she knows.

Theron then smiled and added that Sean may be an old goat but deep down inside he is really a young cocker spaniel.

She was asked about Penn's legendary bad temper. She shook her head and said that she has not seen any evidence of it.

She winked and then explained that she told him from the very beginning that if he ever dares to raise his voice at her he can kiss her erotically sensuous body bye-bye.

SIDENOTE: Miss Chipotle commented that Charlize and Sean have several things in common. Both are San Antonio Spurs fans and both love to play leap frog on the beach.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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