LeAnn Rimes Is Very Upset That Christina Aguilera Has Copied Her Skinny-As-Hell Look

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 December 2013

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LeAnn has revealed that she once ate nothing but one banana a day for three weeks.

LOS ANGELES - Country singer LeAnn Rimes is really upset and mad at pop singer Christina Aguilera.

According to a Rimes' insider, the "Blue Bayou" singer saw Aguilera perform a duet with Lady Gaga on The Voice and she was shocked at how utterly skinny Christina has gotten.

Rimes fumed that the "Genie In A Bottle Singer" has copied her skinny-as-hell look.

LeAnn immediately called up her manager and asked him to get Christina's cell phone number because she wanted to call her up and give her a piece of her mind.

The manager said that he did not have Aguilera's phone number because she reportedly changed it two weeks ago and it was private.

Rimes then called up her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest but he was not taking any calls because he was interviewing Tessanne Chin, who had just been crowned the winner of season five on The Voice.

LeAnn was so frustrated that she lashed out at her husband Eddie Cibrian and told him that if he leaves her for that skinny swizzle stick Aguilera she will hunt him down and turn him from Eddie to Edie.

SIDENOTE: It is no secret that LeAnn "The Husband Stealer" Rimes is one of the most insecure celebrities in all of Tinsel Town.

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