Written by Al N.

Friday, 6 December 2013

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Paul even told the people on Penny Lane who come and go not to stop and say hello to George.

London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice.

George, the quiet Beatle, was quoted as saying, "I don't know why he would talk to John when he knows I'm equally available and had a lot more hits by myself than John Lennon ever did.

"All John ever had was Imagine and then zip while I had My Sweet Lord, Got My Mind Set On You, All Things Must Pass, and tons more. Why, even Ringo had more solo hits than John!"

In related news, it was announced that Yoko Ono was suing Paul McCartney for royalties for, as she put it, "all the songs that John helped with."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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