High School Student Reprimanded at Halloween Dance for Julianne Hough Costume

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

A local high school student received reprimand upon attending a school sponsored Halloween dance dressed as "Julianne Hough dressed as 'Crazy Eyes' from Orange Is the New Black ."

"I don't understand it," stated Rachelle E. Inconchiss, "It's not a racial thing. I was dressed up as a white actress . . . dressed up as a black actress."

Upon being offered some insight into her decision the student replied, "Well, sometimes you gotta just be who you are. I bet nobody would have said anything if the dance was the day after thanksgiving! I'm definitely going shopping that day."

We don't even know what that means.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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