Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 September 2013

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Johnny says that he is so traumatized by The Lone Ranger's failure that he has to take sleeping pills.

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo.

As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine.

Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had gotten over the fact that his movie The Lone Ranger was a box office flop and will end up losing close to $200 million.

Depp smiled as he took a bite of his puffy taco. He told Miss Vox that he still has trouble sleeping at night due to the fact that he keeps hearing the thundering hoofbeats of the great white horse Silver.

Johnny confided to Vox that he is so traumatized by the movie's failure that he never, ever wants to see another horse, teepee, or pair of buckskin boxer shorts again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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