Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Binnie and Brooklyn soon become two of the most popular full-figured strippers in L.A. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie.

A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy will portray cousins Binnie and Brooklyn Luckachevski of Peoria, Illinois.

The two cousins travel to California in hopes of becoming strippers at at a well known strip lounge in Santa Monica that caters to full-figured pole dancers.

The cousins are hired the first day in Tinsel Town by the owner of The Inebriated Hippo Lounge which is noted for its 250 plus pound strippers.

Binnie and Brooklyn both become instant hits and earn a lot of money. They soon become the most popular pole dancers in all of El Lay, as George Lopez calls it.

Without giving away too much of the plot, the two girls end up getting liposuction in order to look sexier than they are and they find that even though each loses 100 pounds they also lose the element that made them popular in the first place.

SIDENOTE: The two cousins become depressed and end up returning to Peoria where they are both hired as female bouncers at a lesbionic nightclub.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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