HOLMBY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, alias The Sultan of Sarcasm and owner of X-Factor has just said that he is in the market for a brand new home.
Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Cowell was recently given a personal tour of the Playboy Mansion by its owner Hugh Hefner.
The Count of Criticism, who according to President Obama's private sources, is worth $400 million says that he would fit right in with the mansion's relaxed dress code.
Simple Simon as alleged ex-lover Paula Abdul nicknamed him said that he would love to buy the Playboy Mansion so that he could become the next Hugh Hefner.
Cowell revealed that he is still dating Carmen Electra but he made it abundantly clear that she is not the jealous type and she would not mind him cavorting and carousing with the Playboy bunnies.
SIDENOTE: Simon said that Hugh will think about it and get back with him with an asking price.
