TARZANA - Britney Spears took her kids to visit the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. She was accompanied by a close friend Tallulah Tennyschultz, who is a fingernail polish model.
Spears was asked by Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune how she felt about getting fired from X-Factor.
The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer remarked that she was glad not to have to any longer sit underneath the bright lights which show every little facial flaw.
She then added that she is also glad not to have to listen to L.A. Reid who is one of the biggest whiners in all of LaLaLand.
Britney added that she did not care for co-host Khloe Kardashian but it did not matter since she also got fired.
Spears then said that the one and only thing she will miss about being a judge on X-Factor is the fact that she was paid an unbelievable $15 million.
Miss Mixx asked about her break up with long time boyfriend Jason Trawick. Britney stated that she was glad to get rid of the cheating chump who she said did not realize that he was with Britney Spears - a woman that millions and millions of men would love to have as their girlfriend and/or wife.
She pointed out that the last straw in her relationship with Trawick came when she caught him with Beverly Hills masseuse Urbanette Dillahunt making out on the Santa Monica Pier.
Before that Spears said that she had caught Jason playing tongue hockey with young starlet Lollipop Wildstick at The La Brea Tar Pits.
Suggested Reading. The autobiography Oops, Dammit! - The Britney Spears Story, by Britney Spears.
