Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

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Ginger Allred could end up filing charges against Jack Nicholson. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets.

Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80 and looks close to 80.

The Tinsel Town attorney pointed out that Jack seems to think that just because he is the number one fan of the Los Angeles Lakers that he can go around butting into the private interviews of young celebs like he did with 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.

Carolina Chipotle with BPT stated that Miss Allred informed her that she has had phone calls from several well-known young actresses asking what they can do to keep the Old Geezer from hitting on them.

Miss Allred has responded by telling them that if they feel that he is harassing them then they need to hire her and she will put the museum piece in his place quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a bowl of grits.

Whoopi Goldberg stated on The View that poor old Jack thinks that he looks like one of the Chippendale boys and truth be told he looks like he could easily play the part of Rip Van Winkle sans any make up at all.

In Other News. March 27, is National Viagra Day except in Arizona, where it was banned in 2010, due to the Counterfeit Viagra Pills Scandal.

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