Tyler Seguin Keeps on Dancing

Funny story written by Ossurworld

Saturday, 9 March 2013

Leave it to Boston's favorite slob to prove he is a master of the photobomb.

During some free time between games, Boston Bruin Tyler Seguin was on the ice for some positive PR.

Winner of a contest to spend a few breathless moments with Seguin found her moment upstaged by the eternal teenager Bruin who has BeeGees in his blood.

Move over, John Travolta. A new generation of "Stayin' Alive" skaters has come on the scene.

When his career with the Bruins is over, Tyler may be auditioning for a role with Stars on Ice. His form puts Johnny Weir to shame, but perhaps they could do some synchronized skating.

We would think no one would object to Seguin's impromptu spoiler role in a photograph, but dozens of sourpuss Bruins fans laid into the Twitter/social media picture that showed the young star in a fun moment.

Tough guys never skate to dance music. Tough guys send their date into the boards with a spear. Seguin is a lightning rod for a team not playing as well as expected.

If Bruins fans voted, they would pass a referendum that no player could have fun until they were drunk from drinking from the Stanley Cup.

Seguin is no Gronk, but he is surely able to pass for more than a Clay Buchholz lookalike. We commend Tyler for style points.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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