Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 March 2013

image for PlayGuy Magazine Names Stacy Keibler's Legs, The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood
George Clooney says that his girlfriend Stacy has the sexiest smoothest legs he has ever felt. (Photo by George Clooney).

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney is walking around on Cloud 9 and it is all due to the love of his life, the stunningly gorgeous and sensuously sexy girlfriend Stacy Keibler.

The 33-year-old Keibler has just been named by PlayGuy Magazine as having The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood.

When contacted by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, Stacy remarked that she was honored and that she owed it all to her mom and dad and of course to Joan of Arc Feminine Shaving Cream and Joan of Arc Women's Shaving Blades.

Clooney was so thrilled that he told Stacy that he was going to put $35,000 into her savings account plus he was going to take her down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where the two would spend five days and five nights just laying out in the tropical sun, drinking Papaya Margaritas, and visiting a piƱata factory.

The PlayGuy Award comes with a $2,000 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret, a pair of $700 imported Italian stiletto high heels, and one year of free bikini waxing from FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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