Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 25 November 2012

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Kirstie has said that she eats at least four Burger Bandit Bombastic Burgers on a daily basis.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition.

She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy's arms and rubbing up against him as if she was some man-crazed stripper at a strip joint in La Habra.

The 61-year-old actress recently spoke with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. Kirstie, who is best remembered for her role as Rebecca Howe in the long running sit-com Cheers, said that she talks to Maks at least three times a day.

She giggles when she tells Miss Mixx that Maks always makes it a point to ask her what color they are (her panties).

She said that the first time he asked her she did not remember so she actually had to check. So all during their time together on Dancing With The Stars that was their own little inside joke.

She said that they even started betting. If he guessed wrong he would pay her $20, and if he guessed right he would get to take her home and participate in a bit of mattress merriment.

Kirstie confessed to Miss Mixx that the first time she appeared on DWTS she lost a total of 100 pounds. She soon gained it all back and pointed out that this time she only managed to lose 30 pounds.

She says that on a daily basis she will drive to a nearby Burger Bandit in the Hollywood Hills and buy at least four of their famous Bombastic Burgers.

The former Cheers star divulged that later in the evening she will take a drive up to The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Van Nuys where she goes in and orders the Six Happy Enchiladas Dinner.

SIDENOTE: Miss Mixx said that Kirstie told her that she is afraid if she keeps on eating the way she is she could possibly end up exploding.

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