Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 8 November 2012

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Kat Von D getting her latest tattoo, which is a picture of Sofia Vergara. (Photo provided by Ashton Kutcher).

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country.

The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age of 26.

The 30-year-old stated that her goal was to have just about every square inch of her body tattooed.

And according to her most recent ex-boyfriend Patton "Inky" Gunnergap she has finally managed to attain that goal.

But according to iRumors Kat has found that she now has a new problem. She virtually has no more room on her body to get even a tattoo of a tiny smiley face.

One of her closest friends Aspen "Chuggy" Clarkencroft, who manages a Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Venice Beach, has suggested that she go to a skin specialist and get some of her tattoos lasered off so that she can then have enough room to get some brand new, meaningful tattoos.

A Friendly Reminder. November 19, is National Velcro Day except in the state of Rhode Island, where it was outlawed back in 1997, due to the Velcro shortage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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