Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

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Polamalu says that it takes him 45 minutes to completely dry his tremendous expanse of hair. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue).

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy "The Hair" Polamalu has just been offered $1 million to cut his hair for a commercial.

Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the 'Hair Stylist To The Stars' FuFi Fondue, has just made the offer to Mr. Polamalu, who has an Afro that could easily win The Biggest Afro in Zimbabwe Contest.

Polamalu, who is an American Samoan, recently told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has not cut his hair since he was in the second grade.

He quipped that four years ago he almost cut it when he learned that a family of grackles had been living in his enormous hairdo for two weeks.

Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills has offered the Pittsburgh Steeler $1 million to cut his hair for a Haven of Hair Salon featuring Polamalu, Howie Mandel, and Vice-President Joe Biden.

SIDENOTE: Polamalu makes $6.25 million per year. He texted Fondue and told him that he obviously does not need the money.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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