The X-Fixtor! - Gary Barlow throws his toys out of the pram again

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Thursday, 11 October 2012

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Gary Barlow caused a stir this week by storming out of the X-Factor live shows in a fit of fake rage. A source close to the show said the producers were less than impressed with his antics:

"The producers were fuming. Gary was expressly told not to storm off at that point in the show, he was meant to do it five minutes later. For someone who is normally a consummate professional this lapse in timing is unforgivable."

Gary himself released a carefully scripted statement that had been written by Lord Cowell.

"I will quit the X-Factor if the fixing continues. I am here to promote real talent and not novelty acts, I want to see people who have real ability coming through. Not just one hit wonders."

Gary had to use all his experience of being a muppet not to laugh out loud.

Amid all the complaints about fixing and trickery Back and to the Left news thinks everyone has lost sight of the real meaning behind the X-Factor. To keep the population as docile and brainwashed as possible. If their all on Twitter complaining about whether or not Louis Walsh is just a mere puppet of King Cowell, their not on the streets protesting about all the real shit that's going on.

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