Randy Travis Caught With Counterfeit Snuff

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 27 September 2012

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This is all that is left of Randy's guitar after he went ballistic and smashed it on his plowing tractor.

TARBORO, North Carolina - Well the former good old boy Randy Travis is in trouble with the authorities once again.

It appears that the 53-year-old country music crooner has become the older male version of Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan.

Travis has already been arrested three times this year for overindulging in the happy spirits or firewater as the Comanches and Apaches referred to alcohol.

Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has written several articles on Randy, who is known as the Gumby of Country Music because of his expansive forehead.

Yazoo remarked that on several occasions the singer has told him that he wants to be just like his country drinking idol Elroy "Whiskey Britches" Fitchfeather.

After Travis received his latest DUI his publicist Sparky "Bubba" Hicklerfest said that concert promoters cancelled his scheduled Journey Across Dixie Concert Tour in which he was to have performed 42 concerts in 43 cities.

He was also dropped as spokesperson for Wrangler Jeans, Hopalong Cassidy Boots, and Buffalo Bill Hair Gel.

In his latest escapade he was caught in the parking lot of a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Tarboro, North Carolina, with 17 pounds of counterfeit snuff.

At first Randy denied that it was his but after police officers threatened to tase him he admitted that the counterfeit snuff was in fact his.

He said that he was taking it to The Prunes & Mush Old Folks Home in Lexington, Kentucky.

In Sports News. Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre has stated that he is so tired of women coming out of the woodwork and accusing him of sexual harassment that he is seriously thinking of moving to some undisclosed mountain village in the Himalayas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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