Kim Kardashian Terrified

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Saturday, 8 September 2012

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A rare bird that Kanye imported from Pakistan and gave to Kim this past Labor Day. (Photo by Bruce Jenner).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian, who has been very lucky to achieve the success that she has, recently confided to a very close friend that she is worried that her popularity is dropping.

According to Inger "Smooches" Finnfelli, Kim came close to having a meltdown when she walked into West Hollywood's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club and she was harshly booed by the crowd.

In fact, an eyewitness stated that the stand up comedian who was performing at the time, Zydeco Dupree, had to stop his comedy routine and ask that Kardashian please leave the club because he could not hear himself over the booing that was being directed at her.

Kim, visibly embarrassed, stood up and quickly made a beeline for the front door.

She was by herself as boyfriend Kanye West was reportedly attending a bachelor party in Watts for one of his cousins identified as Willie "Boom Boom" Prattler, 49.

Finnfelli also revealed that Kim told her that she is terrified that she may be losing her popularity because she is dating Kanye West.

She expressed the fact that many people have not forgiven West "The Pest" for his spoiled brat outburst at the MTV Music Video Awards when he went up on stage and took away Taylor Swift's microphone.

Kim is reportedly going to be sitting down with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, her mom Kris, and her nutritionist Kandy "Low Carbs" Karkachinski and talk about her relationship with Kanye.

SIDENOTE: Kim reportedly confided to LaTuna LaTundra with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that in order to get back her male fans she is seriously thinking about appearing in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine.

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