Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 August 2012

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Michael Phelps will definitely not need a stunt double for his underwater swimming scenes.

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just confirmed that he has just signed the world's greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to guest star on his hit show.

Middlezuck stated that the shows leading stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were both instrumental in getting Phelps to agree to appear in an upcoming episode.

Somerhalder spoke with Phelps on the phone and Dobrev personally flew to London where she met with Michael at Petula Clark's Downtown Restaurant in Waterloo.

She showed him a copy of the script in which he would be appearing as a character named Aquatino, Wondrous Wizard of The High Seas.

Nina stated that Michael liked the script especially the part where he gets to kiss both of the Indigo twins, Wetalina and Waterella who will be played by the 26-year-old Olsen twins Ashley and Mary-Kate.

Phelps reportedly told NBCs Bob Costas that he is really looking forward to appearing on his second favorite show. Costas asked him what his favorite show is and he replied that it's The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Bob blushed and grinned like the Chelsea cat that swallowed the Covington canary and asked him which of the five wives was his favorite. Michael smacked his lips and replied that it has to be Giddy Breedlove, the extremely sexy pole dancer.

Costas grinned and said that he personally leans more towards Ribby Updyke the licentiously, lewd, lesbian pedicurist.

SIDENOTE. Manolo Middlezuck stated that he is glad that he will not have to use a stunt double for Michael and added that Phelps has even offered to be Somerhalder's stunt double in the three underwater swimming scenes.

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