Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Written by radiogagger

Monday, 2 July 2012

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To Do: Get wife on craiglist

Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today.

Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an advert on craigslist.

The actor, who turns 50 on Tuesday, stated in his advert that the woman 'aged between 25-33, no facial hair (beard), must be no taller than 5'3 and opened minded to religion'

Cruise is expected to have a quiet birthday party at the Scientology centre in Los Angeles, with close friends John Travolta and Russell Brand in attendance.

Katie meanwhile, has been using craigslist & ebay to purchase a pair of platform shoes, as she told a friend she hasn't owned a pair for the last seven years.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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