Former Grease star John Travolta is rumoured to be in the process of re-releasing one of the most famous songs from the hit movie musical to raise money for his favourite charity 'Habbitat For Hunks'.
The re-mixed version of the duet he sang with Olivia Newton-John "You're the one that I want" will be renamed "You're the one that I wank" to allow this story to have some sort of punchline.
Replacing Newton-John on the track will be Latin ladyboy, Ricky Martin.
A spokesman for 'Habbitat For Hunks', a San Francisco based charity that looks to provide homes and work for retired male prostitutes said that all proceeds from the single would, despite earlier reports, not be spent on little dogs, lip gloss and leather caps.
Reports that Travolta was to re-release the song "Sandy" renamed "Andy" were not given much thought nor were rumours he was considering taking the title role in the movie "The Generals Other Daughter".
