The Scandalous Rumor Mill Focuses In On Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 18 February 2012

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A photo of the Himalayan Mountains of Tibet. (Photo courtesy of Vice-President Joe Biden).

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most popular and well-liked individuals in LaLaLand are Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev who star in CW's The Vampire Diaries.

The celebrity couple has been rumored to have recently ended their relationship.

But like Somerhalder remarked to Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, the supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? have had them break up and get back back together a total of 13 times and that was just since Halloween.

Ian laughed as he said that a close, unnamed, highly reliable, inside source has informed him that the March edition of Just Saying which will hit the supermarkets in one week has a five-page story, complete with 29 photos on the young couple.

The article suggests that Dobrev is in the family way and that as a result she will be leaving The Vampire Diaries within three weeks.

The alleged father-to-be Ian Somerhalder reportedly will also be quitting the show to prepare for the twin babies which the tabloid contends will be delivered by (Ian) with the help of his good friends Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron.

The Just Saying article goes on to proclaim that after the twins (a boy and a girl) are born, the two young celebrities will be moving out of the country and relocating to an exclusive, secret resort high in the Himalayan Mountains of Tibet.

The story also claims that unbeknownst to everyone, Ian and Nina came very close to breaking up due to the scandalously false rumor that he (Ian) had been caught in Tarzana parked in the parking lot at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo with Heidi Montag.

A visitor to the petting zoo identified as Sturgis "Nosy" Nosafaletti, 57, of Philadelphia stated that he thinks he saw Somerhalder and Montag in Montag's late model BMW X6 M SUV ($89,200) and that they appeared to be getting ready to participate in what looked like some backseat belly bumpin'.

To read about the hundreds of different types of animals and birds found at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana, California go to www.tarzan&

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