Armenian loses his head in Hollywood!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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If you're gonna lose it Hollywood is sure the place to lose it!

Two doggies walking their owners along the rocks where the famous Hollywood sign hangs found something round and packed in plastic. Without ado they decided to have a kick-about, but their owners, worried that they would kick the round thing over the edge decided to pick it up, AAAAAGGGGGGH, it was a head without a body!

It belonged to an Armenian gentleman who obviously lost his head in Hollywood. Was it all the bright lights, dingy side streets or delapidated pole dancing establishments, or even some underground, dirty drug-dealings that made him lose it?

Being Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino, picked up on the story as quick as any "Inglorious Bastard" would do and is making a remake of 7 starring serial killer and head-roller, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt as an ace detective and the headless role has gone to Borat the Kazakhstani super-star (well he's nearly Armenian and pretty headless!).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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