Kim Kardashian Caught with Yogi Bear

Written by mikewadestr

Friday, 2 December 2011

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Two days after her husband, Kris Humphries, caught his wife Kim Kardashian, her sister Kourtney and several of their female friends in his home with a bare Yogi, who was doing whatever it is that a bare yogi does, Kris Humphries walked into his house to find his wife Kim with Yogi Bear.

When Humphries asked why Yogi Bear was in his house, his wife Kim told him that Yogi had snuck in through an unlocked window and attempted to get his hands on her picnic basket which was sitting in front of her buns on the kitchen table. She claims that she apprehended Yogi as he was trying to sneak a peek to see what was inside her picnic basket.

She explained that she tried getting in touch with the Ranger to come and get Yogi Bear but the Ranger never answered his cell phone so she called up Boo Boo Bear instead who is upstairs with Kourtney to ensure that Yogi did not get his hands on her picnic basket.

When discussing the incident with members of the press, Humphries claimed that Kim's story was very fishy because Yogi was not wearing his hat and collar and both Yogi and Boo Boo Bear were tie-less. He, also, mentioned that he never got an answer from Kim when he asked her if Yogi Bogeyed or Boogied while they were alone together.

Yogi appears to be in hot water with not only the Ranger, but, also, with Cindy Bear who is furious that Yogi had his hands on another woman's picnic basket.

When asked about the situation, a very perturbed Ranger said he and Yogi have a very special and close relationship which has grown stronger ever since Yogi told him he was leaving Cindy Bear and swearing off picnic baskets and would for now on only put his hands on the Ranger's park sausage.

At press time we are told that Yogi had just been admitted into Bear Hospital where he is in critical condition and undergoing a life saving operation to remove his collar which was choking him to death. It appears that a vindictive Cindy Bear decided to take revenge against Yogi by starching his collar.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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