Justin Beiber is expecting twins

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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

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Despite claiming to never have had sex with anyone except his own right hand, it has been confirmed this morning that Canadian teen singer, Justin Beiber, is expecting twins.

The news was released by family friend and gynaecologist, Dr Mona Littlemour, who said that rumours were abounding regarding the singer's private life, with a queue of screaming teenage girls all claiming they are the new Mrs Beiber.

However, the fact the singer's latest concert took place in a theatre next to an upholstery shop that just, coincidentally, had a rush on pillows and cushions which girls insisted on shoving up their jumpers rather than taking away in shopping bags, did make Dr Littlemour a little more suspicious.

The doctor went on to say that the twins expected by young Master Beiber are Tom and Richard McDonald-Douglas - the singer's cousins on his mother's side - who will be visiting him for a few days later in the week.

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