Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 October 2011


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James
Some Concord grapes that will end up being part of Lady Gaga's next award show costume. (Photo by Piers Morgan).

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga recently went shopping for some fruit items which she said will become part of her next costume.

She came out of Guido & Giuseppe's Fruit Basket Shop with three papayas, two guavas, two honeydew melons, and an assortment of apricots, kumquats, pomegranates, mangos, figs, and some Concord grapes.

She told her friend Lulu Gypsyfeather, who works as a lap dancer at Manhattan's Club Michelle Oh Mama, that she will take all of the fruit to her long time seamstress Brenda of Brooklyn who will start sewing her next award show costume.

As Lady Gaga and Lulu turned the corner they came across Kiowa Kettle, a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kettle asked Lady Gaga if she could ask her a question or two.

Gaga said that it would be fine just as long as they could keep walking since she was running late with an appointment with her pedicurist, Manfred of Manhattan. Kettle asked her about the alleged sex video of her and Jesse James that the supermarket tabloid Say What? had mentioned in its latest edition.

Lady G. started laughing and said that she knew nothing about a sex video that she had done with Jesse James, the ex-husband of Sandra Bullock.

She went on to say that she has never met Mr. James but figures that if the boy is dumb enough to leave one of Hollywood's greatest, most attractive, and most beloved actresses for the likes of a tattoo advertising billboard then she not only does not want to do the crazy romp with him, she doesn't even want to be in the same city as him.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The tattoo advertising billboard that Lady Gaga was referring to is Kat Von D the off again, on again, off again ex-fiancée of Jesse James.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more