Lady Gaga Says That French Kissing Amanda Knox Was Kinda Like French Kissing Britney Spears

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 26 November 2011


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Britney Spears and Lady Gaga are very good friends as evidenced by their recent French kiss. (Photo by Melissa Rivers).

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga performed before a sell out crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was thrilled about her brand new opening act Pia Toscano, who many feel should have been the winner of this past season's American Idol.

Toscano is not bitter at all and revealed to Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that her brand new song which was co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Ke$ha and titled "American Idol Robbed Me Like Frank and Jesse James Used To Do To The Old West Banks" is not a true reflection on how she really feels about getting booted off the show.

She said that she recently had dinner at Ryan Seacrest's home along with his live-in 'hottie' Julianne Hough, of Dancing With The Stars fame.

Toscano, who is from Howard Beach, New York, remarked that Seacrest informed her that he is not at liberty to say but he heard from an American Idol backstage hand that he had overheard an AI executive say that there had been a mix up in the voting and the votes from New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire were not reflected in the vote tally the week that Pia was eliminated.

Toscano asked Ryan if she had any recourse. He smiled, shook his head, and told her that it just falls under the guise of the old cliché, 'tough titty said the kitty.'

Meanwhile Lady Gaga was asked by Chipper Caruso about her allegedly French kissing Amanda Knox after the two had finished their dinner at Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Redondo Beach.

Lady Gaga said that she did in fact dip her tongue down Amanda's throat and that it was basically the same deep French kiss as when she Frenched Britney Spears except that Amanda did not let out a sensuous oooooh sound like Britney had done.

SIDENOTE: Lady Gaga says that she is currently trying to arrange a French kissing session with the celeb known as "The Kissing Bandit," Sandra Bullock. Gaga noted that it is her understanding that Ms. Bullock is presently devastated at being dumped by Ryan Reynolds and Lady G feels that Bullock's self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth could really use a big boost right now.

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