The Truth Behind The Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton Split - Sunday Special Issue

Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 22 October 2011

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It seems like ancient history now, but the truth behind the break up of F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger can finally be revealed.

As first described in this very organ, the rot started setting into the couple's relationship on the very day when Rihanna gave Lewis Hamilton a hug at a rainswept Canadian Grand Prix back on Sunday June 12th 2011.

SSN was on scene to reveal the clandestine hug, which took place just before Rihanna was hustled off by minders under an umbrella-ella-ella.

"Nicole Scherzinger Apopleptic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix" - June 12, 2011.

Upon seeing the drama played out on live TV, Nicole became so agitated that she attempted to suck up her pet budgerigar, Sebastian, using a Dyson cyclone vacuum cleaner.

The plucky budgie survived the attempt on its life, but the damage to the relationship was already done.

According to close friends, the damage was irrepairable and the couple became increasingly acrimonious, before their official split last month.

Rihanna denied having played any part in the split, but admitted that she was tempted when Lewis Hamilton offered to show her his cockpit.

More as we get it.

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