NBC'S "Biggest Loser" celebrates 180th show without a heart attack

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Wednesday, 5 October 2011

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The hit TV show "The Biggest Loser" recently passed a milestone by airing it's 180th episode with no fatal incidents.

A spokesman for the show said he "was sure someone would have had a stroke or heart attack by now, or just strangled one of those skinny big mouthed trainers" and added "take your pick, they all piss me off."

According to sources there is a team of physicians on hand at every taping, but a different and somewhat shorter spokesman said "but c'mon, you've got some of the biggest people on the planet running marathons. I was sure we were going to have six or seven funerals during the first year." He then said "I remember when I worked on "The Wonder Years" which just had a few heavy people on the crew. At least three people croaked before the first rap party."

He then added "But maybe I'm not remembering that right."

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