Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Funny story written by AC Lagos

Saturday, 13 August 2011

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Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine.

For now, the vehicle is equipped only for fueling by male anatomy similar to the traditional pump and nozzle used today. The Key-Yah Pia boasts an impressive 42 MPGU (milies per gallon of urine)

The company is still testing its new synthetic motor oil, "EndzOil" made in part from, you guessed it, human poop.

The new Key-Yah Pia will be available in only one color - you guessed right again - Yellow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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