Written by ronin47empire

Friday, 28 January 2011

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Priyanka Chopra was also Miss World. This is not Priyanka Chopra.

The massive spike in attendance in the IT-department seems to have finally been explained.

Income Tax sleuths allegedly uncovered 6 crores and 18 autographs at Chopra's house.

"The tax department of late has become quite efficient. And I got my 2009-10 tax returns in Jan 2011! That's less than 15 months to get money from the government, never happened before.

"I remember I got my returns for earnings in 2nd grade when I graduated from elementary school nearly 4 years later in 5th grade. I am now forced believe these rumours that this added efficiency is not because a whole bunch of things have gone online but because there are lot more tax men at the tax office, waiting for the opportunity to go visit some Bollywood hottie," said noted 8th grader Thabish.

Many observers have alleged that Bollywood actresses have had disproportionate assets for decades now. Most of those double entendres have been linked solely to plastic surgery and have thus remained single entendres. However, with Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif's homes being raided for millions of dollars of unaccounted-for earnings these pundits can now congratulate themselves on successful punning.

The latest on this story is that the IT department collected 6 crores worth of assets from Priyanka Chopra along with 18 autographs. Mindry.in has not been able to substantiate rumours that anti-terror officers are desperately trying to implicate some item-girls in one of the many internal and external plots against the country.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tax, India, Bollywood

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