Mercedes Dealers, Yacht Brokers Gearing up for Banner Year if Republicans Win

Written by Charpa93

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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Those in the business of selling luxury items to wealthy Americans have never really seen a downturn in their profits. Even with Obama in office and the Democrats doing everything they can to try and shift the economic tide away from the uber riche, they seem to still turn a profit, just not a large enough profit to make them as happy as they once were.

That's why they're pouring very last dime they can into a political race that will hopefully put the Republicans back into power and infuse some new blood into their mediocre sales figures.

New ads coming out promise a new Mercedes SL65 AMG in every garage for those who can afford it. Yacht dealers are placing orders like never before, making sure that when the Republicans again take power in the Senate their inventories will be able to meet the demands of their rich customers. Real estate brokers for the elite are already putting the champagne on ice to celebrate the sale of luxury estates and villas that have been sitting on the market for way too long.

Yes, for the rich, it's only a matter of months before the strains of "Happy Days are Here Again" echo in the halls of Congress and in the showrooms of every yacht and luxury car dealership in America, and that silly business of the poor getting the healthcare they need or the financial assistance to keep from having their family homes foreclosed is finally put to rest.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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