Alex Ferguson to appear in New Gum Advertisement

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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Ferguson asked where's my forkin chewing gum.

Alex Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, and World record holder for chewing a piece of chewing gum, is to appear in the new Gum Advertisement instead of the guy in it just now
Barry Diamond.

Anybody who has ever watched a Manchester United match, are amazed at the speed with which Ferguson can chew a piece of gum, so to many he is a logical choice for the new advertisement.

In the new advertisement Ferguson will storm in to a news conference saying "I am going to chew some Gum", after which he will give you a demonstration of his speed chewing as seen during Manchester United Matches.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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